HIS CHEESEBURGER

He said to her I'd like a cheeseburger		And I might like a milkshake as well
She said to him, "I can't give you either"		And he said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?" 
She said, "Yes it is, but we're closed now,	But we open tomorrow at ten."
He said, "I am extremely hungry,		But I guess I can wait until then." 
Cuz you're his cheeseburger	His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for you. 		He will wait for you.
Oh, you are his cheeseburger	His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for you		Oh, he will wait for you. 
He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise		He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's	Bacon and eggs for half price! 
How could he resist such an offer?		He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger, please do not get angry		He'll eat and be back here for lunch! 
Cuz you're his cheeseburger	His precious cheeseburger
Be back for you.		He'll be back for you.
Won't be so long, cheeseburger		Oh, lovely cheeseburger
Be back for you		Oh, he'll be back for you. 
Cuz he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart
And there's nothin' gonna tear you two apart
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese,
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidently dropped some cheese in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you	Wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty cheese off just for you! 
You are his cheese ... burrrr ... grrrrr!